Anti-mortite

Author: Alyn

Date: January 10, 2002

by Alyn
1-10-02
So Death's moving into your apartment building, huh?
He says he likes the location. And the water pressure in the showers is great.
I guess you'll be keeping the front door locked from now on.
What's that supposed to mean? Oh, I get it, you're prejudiced against death! You're some kind of anthropomorphic personfication racist!
I am not! I'm just uncomfortable around beings that... well... exist to destroy life.
Well, YOU exist to beg for nuts and chew on powerlines; should I feel uncomfortable around YOU?