Sympathy for the devil

Author: Alyn

Date: January 10, 2002

by Alyn
1-10-02
So Death moves to hell:
Hiya, Death! Welcome to Hell! Hope you'll like it here.
A SENTIMENT NOT EXPRESSED TO MANY NEW OCCUPANTS, I WAGER. HA HA.
...Huh?
...NOTHING. ANYWAY, ARE THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED ALWAYS THIS LOUD? THEY ARE MOST UNPLEASANT AND I FIND IT A BIT HARD TO CONCENTRATE.
Unfortunately, it does not work out.
Screams? Oh, no, that's just Celene Dion's greatest hits! We play it over the PA from seven to twelve. Then there's a brief interlude of David Cassidy and an album of dogs barking Christmas carols
BY THE SURETY OF MY EVENTUAL PRESENCE...