The Adventures of Dubya the Pirate

Author: AnarK

Date: October 9, 2002

by AnarK
10-09-02
Dubya holds an impromptu press conference on Iraq
Mr.Bush, what are your thouughts on Saddam Hussein?
Arr, I'll plaster his scurvy hide with patriot missles and take his oil!
Mr.Bush, what about the UN disapproval and the growing opposition to your war?
Arr, shiver me timbers! I'm only trying to protect Americans from themselves. We must terrorize terror!
Proof that a moron is running our country
Mr.Bush, are you even aware of what your doing?
Arr, Dick Cheney writes all the speeches. I just talk like a puppet with his hand up me arse. Next question