Smoke Choke and Croak #2

Author: AnarK

Date: October 15, 2002

by AnarK
10-15-02
The Tobacco industry has been known to use all kinds of false claims to justify their business.
(hack hack hack) so say sir, can you hand me another pack of cigarettes?
Why sure! It will be my pleasure. As an advocate for Big Tobacco, I never miss a chance to promote our products.
It's no surprise, that more and more people come back for of all things...Tobacco.
Say sir, do you know where I can find the latest pack of Black Death cigarettes?
Smokers come in all ages and sizes. In fact, we don't take a certain age group for granted. Whether they're 9 or 99, we don't discriminate!
You have to wonder what the next generation of Smokers are going to tell THEIR children..
In fact, you'd be surprised how much young people think that smoking is Hip and Rad and all that. It's so Phat. that it makes me a millionaire!
Mr.Stinkybutt, mommy says that you give out ciggy-retes. Can I have some ciggy-retes?