How'd you die?

Author: Arboretum

Date: May 29, 2016

by Arboretum
5-29-16
How'd you die?
I froze to death. What about you?
Heart attack. I thought I heard my wife sleeping with someone, but I searched the house and didn't find anyone. I felt so bad of wrongly accusing her I had an attack on the spot.
Well, geez, If you would have checked the freezer, we'd both be alive right now.