Nice Guys

Author: Arboretum

Date: May 31, 2016

by Arboretum
5-31-16
Hey, asshole, I'm sick of your chipper attitude and happy demeanor. Let's have a race. The loser has to leave town.
Oh boy! That sounds like fun! You're a very fun person!
Shit, he's winning!
Wow! This is sure is fun!
I won! Good race.
But...I thought nice guys finished last!