The Talking Dead

Author: Arboretum

Date: June 15, 2016

by Arboretum
6-15-16
City Mourge, 2:16 AM...
Gee, it's cold in here.
Shut up. I'm waiting for my autopsy.
Why are you so mean to me?
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of your bitching.
Godammit, Julia, you were a jerk in life, but you're even worse dead!
Well, maybe if SOMEONE would've smelled the gas leak BEFORE lighting his cigarette...