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by Aringal
2-02-06
We were wondering if you wanted to game with us after work, Sean. What do you say?
You bet! My girldfriend's out of town so I have nothing to do.
!!
Well, since you have nothing to do I expect the 2002 data archives to be compiled, backed up and on my desk with a system report before you leave tonight.
Dude, you really need to learn not to say things like that at work.
I disbelieve, I disbelieve!

 

by Aringal
2-02-06
After being split up in the Temple of Woe our heroes rendevous upon their flight from the evil structure...
Hey Zorath, could you remind again why it is that we came here?
We came to ensure that the dark god of death and destruction didn't receive the plethora of live sacrifices necessary to ressurect him. Why?
So then the orcs I slew at his altar was a bad thing?

 

by Aringal
2-02-06
Our heroes just discovered a large pile of treasure...
Hey a ring! I wonder what it does?
If you let me see it I could--
--tell you.
Oh...my...god...
I'd offer to help you but I find that your suddenly being very attractive a fitting punishment for your stupidity.

 

by Aringal
2-02-06
Zorath, you gotta help me! Change me back!
Why would I want to do that, Grunther? You'll at least learn this way to not be greedy when all the men in town hit on you.
Stop joking ar--wait...am I really that attractive?
??
I could make more than this pile of treasure in a year just by batting my eyelashes...
Oh, gods help me...

 

by Aringal
2-02-06
I heard you weren't able to go to David's house while I was gone. I know how much you wanted to be there this week.
It's okay. His house was a little crowded for gaming anyway.
Well, at least you impressed your boss by getting those archives taken care of.
Not really...
It was too hard trying to hear David DM over the speaker phone so I just joined them in the conference room and turned in my report late.

 

by Aringal
2-02-06
I'm on my way to game with Ralph. He told me to invite you.
Thanks but no. Between you me and the fence post I don't care for his hack-and-slash style. I prefer getting into my character and acting.
Oh, okay. See you later.
Later, while playing EternalQuest...
Come on, I only have four thousand more XP to go until level 47. All these guys wanna do is talk--let's kill stuff!

 

by Aringal
2-02-06
Michael, I heard you talking to your friends before the mass and I thought I should talk to you about what I heard.
Your playing these so-called "RPGs" is wrong. I know you love God, but it's wrong to pretend to obey his laws only while in church and then ignore them outside.
So what your saying is to not become a priest?

 

by Aringal
2-02-06
You see what you did with your little scheme?
Hey, it's not my fault. If you hadn't interfered the guards never would've known what I was up to.
You mean, aside from the fact that your mark was crying for his mother and curled up on the ground in the fetal position?
Hey, he shouldn't have put his hand up my dress without paying first!

 

by Aringal
2-03-06
Hello. I'd like to discuss a very important and emotional issue with you: dating gamers.
Many people think its ludicrous to even think that a gamer could have a girlfriend, much less any social skills.
But we need someone to make us feel needed, too. We are just like you when it comes to love and dating.
I mean, we appreciate the finer things in life as much as anyone.
If you go out with me I'll give you my +9 dagger against Ogres.
Excuse me? That's disgusting you pig--how dare you call me an ogre!!

 

by Aringal
2-03-06
While managing a WoTC retail store in 2003 I had this conversation with a customer (verbatim):
Warhammer? No, I mean a catapult. You know, like fifteen feet high and made out of wood, not plastic.
...You...you mean like a trebuchet or mongenel? A real siege engine.
Yeah. Do you have any?
No, sir. We sell games and game paraphenelia. Sorry I can't help you sir.
Where can I get one?
...build one...?

 

by Aringal
2-03-06
A D&D game in session...
I charge the drow priestess with my bastard sword and go for a called shot to the head!
Okay, but before you can reach her I need you to make a saving throw versus spell.
Damn! Failed.
You pass out, your sword clattering acros the floor as you slip into unconsciousness...
...only to wake up chained to a wall with a spiked cock ring of regeneration conveniently already in place. Before you stands the drow priestess with her snake whip.
Not again! This is like the fifth time.

 

by Aringal
2-06-06
Thanks for buying me dinner, Zorath. I'll repay the debt after our next big quest.
Sure, I gotta have someone take the hits for me while I cast...Say, what did you do with your share of the gold anyways? You got over 10,000 gold from that dragon.
Oh, I spent it helping to rebuild the orphange that burned down last month.
You gave charity to an orphanage? I'm pleasantly surprised in you Grunther.
Charity? Nah, the prince declared it punishment for burning down the orphanage.

 

by Aringal
2-07-06
Where are you going Sean?
To David's. They threw a game together for his cousin so he could learn about it.
Oh no, not tonight. You gamed last week and this weekend. You need to really think about what's more important: some stupid game or your girlfriend.
...well, you'll still be here next week and his cousin won't be, so...
If he finishes that thought he will truly know what a critical hit is.

 

by Aringal
2-07-06
Hey David. We ready to game?
Yeah. Bad news though--Sean just cancelled. Something about pulling his groin muscle or something.
That sucks. You know it was that damn witch of a girlfriend of his. He should grow some balls and stand up to her. A real man doesn't let some woman tell you what to do.
Right...well, let's get started, huh?
Sure. Oh, by the way do you have an alarm clock we can set for 6 p.m.? My mom told me to be home by 7.
...

 

by Aringal
2-07-06
I'll bet you 5 gold you can't get that girl you keep watching to have a drink with you.
Oh yeah? You're on!
Ten minutes later...
You knew she was sworn to not drink alcohol, didn't you?
(snicker)

 

by Aringal
2-09-06
The boss yelled at you for a long time. How'd it go?
Terrible...
I mixed up my character scratch pad with the archive report so it looked at first like we owed $12,572.

 

by Aringal
2-28-06
You know something has been bugging me since we started this adventure.
You seem to be getting all the good treasure while I get stuck with all the useless crap. What gives?
Are you a wizard that can Haste yourself and Slow another person?
No...
I have shown you the light.

 

by Aringal
2-28-06
And this ladies, is why it is so hard to find a good man today...
Hey we're having a party at my house tonight. Some kind of neighborhood thing. You should come and try to meet some girls.
Sounds fun, but I got some work to do at home. I've been ignoring it all week and it finally is taking over my thoughts.
You turned him down? This prooves you're gay.
Hey, I have trouble playing this game but twice a week as it is. A girlfriend would only reduce that time to almost nothing.

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