Catapults R Us--LFG #10

Author: Aringal

Date: February 3, 2006

by Aringal
2-03-06
While managing a WoTC retail store in 2003 I had this conversation with a customer (verbatim):
Warhammer? No, I mean a catapult. You know, like fifteen feet high and made out of wood, not plastic.
...You...you mean like a trebuchet or mongenel? A real siege engine.
Yeah. Do you have any?
No, sir. We sell games and game paraphenelia. Sorry I can't help you sir.
Where can I get one?
...build one...?