All comics by Arkangel

 

by Arkangel
9-01-04
HEY, KIDS! SMOKEY THE CIGARETTE SAYS "A Cigarette a day will keep Jesus in your favor!"
Ugh...
AND WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH JESUS LOOOOOVES SAVING PEOPLE! HE EVEN SAVED THAT TRICERATOPS FROM EXTINCTION!
You gotta be kidding.
...
Hey, kid. You got a cigarette I can bum? I've only got 14 left.

 

by Arkangel
9-01-04
WAAAAAAAAAAH!!
What's the matter, KillBot?
I killed all the kids in the school yard across the street so now I have nothing left to kill...
There's this cute little puppy that does cute little tricks a couple houses down! Maybe you could kill that!
KILL. MAIM. DESTROY. KILL. MAIM. DESTROY.
Get the f*ck away from me!

 

by Arkangel
9-01-04
WTF are you supposed to be? A pirate? PLEASE. That's so cliche.
What?! What's wrong with that?
It's soooo over done, man! Look at me. I'm a prostitute bunny! That's creative!
Well, fine. I'm a Butt Pirate.
Dude. That's gay.
YOU'RE A FRIGGIN PROSTITUTE BUNNY!! You think a woman is gonna pick you up?! Only a guy wuld be into Gay Bestiality Role-play! Christ. And you're f*cking ugly, too.

 

by Arkangel
9-02-04
WOULD YOU SNOG A BLOKE AFTER HE'D EATEN A GHERKIN?
What the f*ck did you just say?!
I said "WOULD YOU SNOG A BLOKE AFTER HE'D EATEN A GHERKIN?"
WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA!?
Dude. I wasn't talking about your mom. I was just asking if you would kiss a dude after he had eaten a pickle.
YOUR ASS IS GRASS, B*TCH!

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