Jurassic Spark

Author: Arkangel

Date: September 1, 2004

by Arkangel
9-01-04
HEY, KIDS! SMOKEY THE CIGARETTE SAYS "A Cigarette a day will keep Jesus in your favor!"
Ugh...
AND WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH JESUS LOOOOOVES SAVING PEOPLE! HE EVEN SAVED THAT TRICERATOPS FROM EXTINCTION!
You gotta be kidding.
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Hey, kid. You got a cigarette I can bum? I've only got 14 left.