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by Asterie
7-24-04
So, like everyone else, I shall now introduce the friends. Also like everyone else, I'll go into more detail on them all later.
Hi. Dave-o. I'm deep and smart and all that good stuff, but I still say strange stuff like "OMGLOLTEHBUTTSECKS!!"
Hi. I'm Blakers. Pretty much every time Brooke speaks my name, it's a different, odd nickname.
Ah yes, the generic Byron character.
BWOOKE!!! Oh wait, I'm tired, time to collapse on my floor.
Delker, here. My name is Wes, and noone calls me Delker, but Brooke is just odd like that.
Yes, two Davids gets confusing, especially when Blake is really good friends with one, and hates the hell out of the other.
Hu-ah! Stephy ^.^ I love Charmed, and Pete. I love Pete. And hurting David.
I'm the one called David The Williams. I just had to look like this character to annoy the hell out of Brooke because it's precisely in the middle of the longest list.

 

by Asterie
7-24-04
And now for Dana, I can't think of anyone else that will be in the comic. At least not right now.
FFX prediction, DON'T TELL ME IF I'M RIGHT!! Oh my godess! Baseball, baseball players blah blah blah blah
She's...um...obsessed...
OH MY GODESS!! IS THAT.... RON WEASLY!?!??!
Just... act...normal.. She'll go away...
...Five hours later...
That was fun. Same time, same place, tomorrow night? They said they'd release you from the hospital for a visit with me.
Please...for the love of God, lady, I'm NOT Rupert Grint... please... spare me!!

 

by Asterie
7-24-04
Enter the Dave-o.
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!!
Hi, Dave-o ^.^
I call him that because I have another friend, David... I explained all of this already..
....Are you trying to be cute again? That's just retarded. So it's funny.
Um....no... I was just saying hi...
He has this thing where he's all um... more intelligent than me
Well, since I completely lose you when I begin deep, intelligent conversations, I'm going to play a video game now, DOWN WITH THE ALLIES!!
Okay, but don't take too long... You know the kids hate it when you aren't home to kiss them goodnight ^.^

 

by Asterie
7-24-04
And somehow, our conversations turn into this...
im leavin u bitch
but wut about ur 7 kids?!? i cant raise them on my own!!
ah, now for the innuendo.
u should have thought of that b4 u screwed me n wuldnt let me use a codom!
but...theyre uncomfortable...
Yes, we type stupidly on purpose.
thats becuz ur not supposed 2 eat them, stupid
oh...then y do u get the flavored ones?

 

by Asterie
7-24-04
I like using random nicknames for him.
Hmm Hi Brooke'ms.
Hey, Blake-mobile!!
I also like watching Iron Chef.
Why...oh why me?
Oooh, ooh, Easy-Blake-Oven, look, Iron Chef is on!! Watch it with me!!!
and then we find random innuendo and repeat it to each other online (read the computer first)
heh.. and the girl shouted "Oh, oh yes, OH YES!!"
Hahaha!! Blakers!! He just said "He's breaking out the beef!!"

 

by Asterie
7-24-04
This is Byron. We went out for a while about a month ago, but now we're just friends again.
BWOOKE!!
Hey Bywon ^.^
Sometimes I think I scare him
So. What's up?
omg I'm watching IRON CHEFURUUUU with Blakers ^.^
And others I just think he scares me. I'm really not a lesbian, he just wants me to be ^.^ He also insists I look like some random porn star.
Oh, not with your lesbian lover, Dana?
Um... no...... she's working..

 

by Asterie
7-24-04
Just not online most of the time. We have um... interesting conversations...
hey dood! whats goin down? why do they say that? what's goin up is much more...happy
And suggestive. But "Goin down" can be equally suggestive.
such as this one...
Haha...that gave me a boner!
Oh and he always has interesting stories
...and that's how I set my boxers on fire!!
oh..my...god... TELL ME ANOTHER STORY!! NOW!!

 

by Asterie
7-25-04
This is Stephy, we have a connection thing ^.^
Brooke, my dear, would you care to participate with me in viewing of our favorite program? Then would you care to go for some dinner? You should don the appropriate attire.
Um... are you okay? Why are you talking like that?
Oh right. The obscenity filter. *click* Much better. We really are friends, I swear we are.
Hi you stupid whore, Charmed is on, get off your lazy ass and watch it with me, afterwards we're going to Doomy's so put on your most revealing clothes.
Eh, sure bitch, I'm bored.
We actually do talk like this, and we actually understand what the other one's saying
OOooh I like this eppisode! It's the one where Pheobe's wearing the thing with the thing and the thing from the eighties and yeah!!
Ooh! Ooh! I love those things! I used to wear them all the time, back in the good ole days!!

 

by Asterie
7-25-04
Most of my friends hate him, or at least dislike him, and this makes me sad, because he's probably the person I hang out with most offline.
Hey, Brooke, wanna go to Doomy's tonight?
Sure, just lemme get a shower and change, I'll meet you at six.
David and I are the Co-founders/Co-leaders/Co-presidents of the Dr Pepper Cult, and Crystal is our favorite waitres. One time when we went to Doomy's after auditions for Bye Bye Birdie, he spilled....
Alright, I'll order you one and talk to Crystal while I wait.
Cool, thanks. Maybe she won't harass you for spilling Dr Pepper this time
Dr Pepper. She hasn't let him live it down since. Also, he calls me "you two" in reference to me and my ass.
Hahaha. Fat chance. I'll see you two later.
How sweet of you. Don't drink my Dr Pepper.

 

by Asterie
7-25-04
I think I'll talk about something a little more... thought-invoking. And yes, I'm using the two little genderless raceless things to do this for me.
So, ever since we studied the Scientific Revolution in school, I've wondered about this. And I don't think I'm the only one who does so.
In the Scientific Revolution, everything people believed as fact "because science says so" was turned completely upside-down. They were told that the Earth orbits the sun, that the world was round.
I don't feel a background is necessary for this.
They were left not knowing what to believe, what they had been taught was absolute truth their whole life, or what was being argued and the mathematical equations they probably didn't understand
which were telling them that all they knew was wrong. Well, not everything, but they thought they were the center of the universe, and suddenly they're a speck among billions. Today we have proof,
We have mathematic equations that show without a doubt that these things are true. And they've been tried a million times, and I'm not very good with math or words, but to put it simply, what if...
...we're wrong? I mean, not neccessarily about positioning of planets, but of really... anything that we've taken for granted to be true because our teachers said so?
I just find it scary that anything I think about and just accept as fact is fallible. I don't know, this is probably illogical, and Dave-o will send me a very long message about this, but I don't care

 

by Asterie
7-25-04
Okay, I only slightly understood what you said as, though I'm not mindless like you say I am, I'm not particularly intelligent. So anyways.
I'm not a teen trying to rebel, I'm not saying that I'm right and the scientific community is wrong,
I'm merely asking what would happen if we were told something and had it proven to us beyond a doubt that completely contradicts some major thing we accept as fact.
Okay.....that was all I had to say...
Well, kind of, but I lost my train of thought..
So now, for your entertainment, A pirate.
Ah to destroy the delusions of crazed teenage girls.
Dude... you do realize that just because I'm a pirate, that doesn't mean that I'm hot like Johnny Depp, right?
Yeah...he's right... I mean, we're actually quite unwashed and nasty....

 

by Asterie
7-26-04
This is "mother" and "Smurfy"
Why are you called Smurfy?
Why are YOU called Mother?
Because I'm Steph's mom and I'm like Brooke's second, funner Mother...or...something... actually I just think Brooke's on something.
Oh. I'm called Smurfy because I'm blue... oh wait.... I'm not actually blue... um... it's because I love blue! That's it!
Oh.... so......do you wanna go to a concert?
Do YOU know of the Godliness that is Ken Jennings?!!!?!?!?

 

by Asterie
7-26-04
So... I'm finally in the comic... as the generic me character...
Hey Brooke, guess what?
What?
I have a bad sense of time...
Doomy's is closed on Sundays.
It's Sunday? Oh yeah... crap.
So where do you want to go?
Um.... Chars?

 

by Asterie
7-26-04
So um Char's was closed...
So..uh...wanna go to Ronnie's?
Um. Sure. Why not.
In the Ronnie's parking lot...
Heeeey this would be a good make-out spot!!
There's um...... a dumpster right there...
We actually argue over goodness of random make-out spots quite often....
Okay, maybe it's a not-so-good make-out spot...Why are you a nun? Isn't that blasphemous?
Um...just a little bit.. but I was too lazy to find the cat chick again. And by the way, try awful make-out spot.

 

by Asterie
7-26-04
Enter Ronnie's.
Hey! You're back as generic-you!
Yeah... so how was your vacation?
He was gone for the past five days. To Maine.
Well, let me get out my list here... Five days with no running water, no electricity, and NO MUSIC!! Hang on, let me get out my list of stuff that happened!!
Aww poor baaaaaby... wait..... you made....a list?
Yes...he made ... a list.
Yeah..fifty percent of the female population of Maine are Maine-ladies. They look like this. The hundreds of pounds they have is equal to the amount of teeth missing and amount of inbred kids.
Wow. That um.. sucks for you...

 

by Asterie
7-26-04
his razor was electric. He hasn't shaved in four days.
Yeah...but the other half were all really hot and from Jersey. So I'm moving to Jersey.
Huh? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, your goatee was distracting me...
......I DON'T HAVE A GOATEE!!
Let's ask the waitress! I don't have a sprite for her, so she shall be the narration! Miss, does this guy have a goatee?
Um...well...you have a little bit of fuzz....you should be proud! It means you're going to have to shave soon!
......I hate you, Brooke... I DON'T HAVE A GOATEE!! I CAN'T HELP IT THAT MY RAZOR DIED!!
*insert cute giggle here*

 

by Asterie
7-26-04
Whoops...missed the turn...hey, let's go to my youth center and drive around the parking lot!
But..if they see you in a car with a random chick and not going to youth group......you're screwed.
Eh, oh well, the youth leader already thinks I should hang out with ugly chicks. He thinks I'm being tempted too much.
Why?
Because I told him I was being tempted too much by hanging out with hot chicks.
Oh.. um...is that a compliment?

 

by Asterie
7-29-04
So lately there's been a massive amount of drama amongst my friends. And it sucks. Because I didn't take sides.
And because I didn't take sides, I get to play the middle-thing. I have to sit there and listen while one of my friends bashes my other friend. It's really quite "fun"
The hatred between Blakers and David has been going on basically since they met. Well, David didn't hate Blake, he tried being nice to him, and Blake said he tried being friends with David, too...
There's just something about that kid that I don't like.
I hate how this sprite has a permanent smile and blank stare.
And then it all blew up when David broke up with Ashley...
I can't believe what a jerk he is!! How could he do this to me?! Well... oh well.. all of my friends and family now hate and want to kill him, so I guess it's okay...ish....

 

by Asterie
8-05-05
OH EM GEE ITZ BACK MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG STOP LOOKING @ MSNBC & MAKE SUM COMIX!!!!!!
Problem, though..
DAMMITALL I forgot where everything is...
OMGWER R MY COMIX!?!?!!? HURRY HURRY HURRY. DIRT!!
<3 Dave-o.
OMGSHUTUPDAVE-O I'M WORKING ON IT
HURRY UP U DONT NEED 2 LOOK LYK UR DOING SUMTHING IMPORTANT WERK ISNT AS IMPORTANT AS ME

 

by Asterie
8-05-05
I don't actually have a job, I stayed in Michigan for an extra week and a half after my family went home, and I'm working in my cousin's chiropractic office as a secretary.
I feel special. I'm being productive. I am a useful member of society. Plus, I get to hang out and talk online today. Having a job = RAWK.
OMG MAKE COMIX NOW MORE PLZ NOW NOW NOW NOW
It's to help him out in return for my ticket to Ozzfest. Some people can be real buzz-kills, though.
I'm busy being useful! I really like this having a job thing.
You know, working actually sucks. Yeah. You have a job. You sit there and talk online all day and hang out with your cousin. Jobs in the real world aren't like that. Working sucks.
(No, this isn't Dave-o, he was only in the first frame. Being on AIM, I have multiple conversations with multiple people.
That's not why I like it. I like the feeling of accomplishment - I got all of the paperwork and everything completely done correctly for a new patient, and he hadn't shown me how to do that. That=<3.
Oh. Well. In that case you might like working. But for the most part the real world sucks.

 

by Asterie
8-05-05
This is my cousin's wife, Char, she has the largest lung capacity EVAR.
WOW! This is really fun!! I'm actually doing the crowd participation thing! This rules!!
Yeah, it's great, isn't it?! I wasn't too impressed with Zombie, but we're basically here for Maiden, and OH SWEET *insert longest "WOO" noise I've ever heard*
Char and I had fun laughing at the skanks that abounded. There were a lot of people with their shirts off and nothing but nipple tape and paint covering them...and none of them were attractive.At all.
Ew, look at that skanky ass chick...
Haha I bet her daddy's proud of that one! Oh look! That one has a shirt that says I <3 vagina!! How cool is THAT?
I'm just a little hoarse..
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

by Asterie
8-05-05
For some reason it cut off.
For some reason the last one cut off Char's dialogue..
Yeah. The girl's shirt said "I heart Vagina."
Well...that correction was all there was...
So I guess we need something to entertain them...
Squirell my friend, do your thing. Get psycho.
OH EM GEE LOLZ

 

by Asterie
8-06-05
not just the current one. First, something good happens to me, and I am happy about it, totally disregarding how this affects anyone else. I'm just happy and in the moment.
OH MY GOD YAY!
Then I stupidly share the "good" news, still wihtout regarding consequences. In some cases I attempt to avoid telling certain people, but if they ask, I don't lie....cause I'm happy.
OMG GUESS WHAT?
Due to this disregard for consequences, I usually end up hurting someone close to me in some way. This basically happens ANY time something good happens to me. I SHOULD be less oblivious....
OMG DAMNIT

 

by Asterie
8-06-05
Insert Ryan. My boyfriend I'm not allowed to see. Stupid sprite, but I'm too lazy to find a good one.
Broooooooooooooooke
Ryaaaaaaaaaaan
Er we're supposed to be laying down hanging out on the bed, but, whatever
There's something in my pocket digging into meeeeeeeeee I'm too lazy to reach down and get it.... heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
Eh...sure ya lazy bum :-p <3
We were talking about spending the rest of our lives together... I'd just like to go ahead and make that offiial...will you marry me?
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM... say something don't just sit here like an idiot...tell him you will, stop gaping! Geez!

 

by Asterie
8-06-05
Walking into the kitchen I am accosted by a stupid question from my brother, also Ryan.
Me...need...chocolate...
Hey, Brooke... does chocolate help headaches?
wtf?
Uhh... I dunno. It's not medicine..
No, but I heard somewhere it's clinically proven to do something to headaches, I don't remember if it helps or hurts, though.
My brother's weird.
Uh...chocolate causes happiness...
No.. Viagra causes happiness, chocolate does something to headaches.

 

by Asterie
8-07-05
A message for Dave-o, and as for the rest, well, that's just commentary on his recent series.
Don't worry about me.
I can't help it, I care about you, just because of recent events doesn't mean I don't care about you.
I can't find the sprites he used, so I'm just gonna use the over-used ones.
The emo kid who is against Bush because it's cool to be against Bush..well...you pretty much have him right.
The drunk hick who is totally conservative...no. You've made him way too intelligent. True, he uses valid arguments, true, there ARE conservatives a large percentage of conservatives are intelligent.
Remember, kiddies, I'm a Don'tGiveADamnocratican. I just needed fller after my point of "I care about you."
But...well...this one is a hick, and a lot of the time, people like that who are so addamantly conservative are only so because family tradition so states.
Remember that "Solid South" thing? :-p

 

by Asterie
8-10-05
OMGHI.
MAKE COMIX NOW.
Yeah yeah... I'll get to it......
WOMAN!! YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO RAISE OUR KIDS RIGHT!!
I'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to burn your dinner, I promise, it's just that the kids tracked mud all over the house... and then demanded that I take them to get candy... and I forgot all about dinn-
SILENCE, WOMAN, I DON'T WANT YOUR EXCUSES. NOW MAKE ME A SAMMICH AND OPEN ME A BEER OR I'LL KICK U IN TEH FACE.

 

by Asterie
8-11-05
OOh Dave-o did one of those annoying surveys about what turns you on and what turns you off..
OMGTEHHAWTZ.
I don't do this, I suck at that, I'm the complete opposite of that, I do this, I do this, I do this, I suck and fail at your survey :-p Oh yeah, and I don't have nice boobs.
You're different, that doesn't count, that doesn't matter, that IS a turn-off, even with you, you don't suck, the opposite of a turn on isn't necessarily a turn off, and you do have nice boobs.
That was fun ^.^.......>.>.......<.<......
I like to focus more on my ass and legs.
I do too.

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