Doomy's with David III

Author: Asterie

Date: July 26, 2004

by Asterie
7-26-04
Enter Ronnie's.
Hey! You're back as generic-you!
Yeah... so how was your vacation?
He was gone for the past five days. To Maine.
Well, let me get out my list here... Five days with no running water, no electricity, and NO MUSIC!! Hang on, let me get out my list of stuff that happened!!
Aww poor baaaaaby... wait..... you made....a list?
Yes...he made ... a list.
Yeah..fifty percent of the female population of Maine are Maine-ladies. They look like this. The hundreds of pounds they have is equal to the amount of teeth missing and amount of inbred kids.
Wow. That um.. sucks for you...