Doomy's with David IV

Author: Asterie

Date: July 26, 2004

by Asterie
7-26-04
his razor was electric. He hasn't shaved in four days.
Yeah...but the other half were all really hot and from Jersey. So I'm moving to Jersey.
Huh? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, your goatee was distracting me...
......I DON'T HAVE A GOATEE!!
Let's ask the waitress! I don't have a sprite for her, so she shall be the narration! Miss, does this guy have a goatee?
Um...well...you have a little bit of fuzz....you should be proud! It means you're going to have to shave soon!
......I hate you, Brooke... I DON'T HAVE A GOATEE!! I CAN'T HELP IT THAT MY RAZOR DIED!!
*insert cute giggle here*