All comics by Aykis16

 

by Aykis16
4-13-08
Would it help if I said I was really sorry?
No. Not really.

 

by Aykis16
4-13-08
Bob?
Oh Hey there Bob. Have you seen Ting?
No.

 

by Aykis16
4-13-08
Excuse me sir, but we have a strict no soliciting policy and I'm going to have to ask you to leave the premises.
Please don't hurt me.

 

by Aykis16
4-15-08
Wachowski was pretty serious about getting those TPS Reports in on time, wasn't he?
Yep.

 

by Aykis16
4-15-08
Hey Tom! You see that new girl in accounting? She's pretty cute, no? I think I'm gonna ask her out.
Who, Maria? She's married.
Well I didn't say she was going to say yes.

 

by Aykis16
4-16-08
Who are you?
I'm the new security guard you're boss hired. Apparently there have been several thefts happening lately.
Thefts? Then why are you standing in front of the lunchroom?
You hired a 24 hour security guard to watch the fridge?
Yep. Best thing I've done. I now feel safe putting my lunch in the fridge. I'm telling you, you can't put a price on that kind of security.

 

by Aykis16
4-17-08
So I heard Wachowki hired a new consultant.
Maybe that's why he's been such a hard ass lately.
So as I was saying, you really should look into whips as a motivational tool...

 

by Aykis16
4-17-08
Oh Ting, there you are. We're gonna need you to train the new guy. It'll be tough though, he doesn't speak much English, he just moved here from Africa.
So how am I supposed to train him?
Just show him what to press and give him a banana when he does it right.
A banana? What, is this guy a monkey or something?
God I hate my job.

 

by Aykis16
4-21-08
Hey Ting, you did such a great job training last time that we've got a new person for you to train, I'll just have ...
NO! Stop it right there Bill, I'm not training anyone else! You gave me a freaking monkey to train. I'm done with training people.
But this ones different
Different how? No, you know what I don't even want to know. All your trainees are wackos or FREAKING MONKEYS!
Aw........
Sorry Jessica Alba, looks like we don't have anyone to train you right now.

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