What Jesus Went Through...

Author: Aziraphale

Date: January 30, 2002

by Aziraphale
1-30-02
Day 1...
It's only three days... I can do this...
Well, you seem settled in. I've got to be going now, lots of other people to seduce to the darkside and torture, you know.
Day 2...
This isn't that bad, actually...
Curses! Do the insults, beatings, and other hellish treatments mean nothing to you?!?
Day 3...
OKAY. God, get me out of here, NOW!!!
Schnookums! Let me kiss you!