Where Did He Go Wrong?

Author: Aziraphale

Date: January 30, 2002

by Aziraphale
1-30-02
What is it? Why don't people fear me like they used to? Tell me, Cthulhu, you seem in on what scares people shitless.
Blar'g g'loo g'nah'g s'h't'r'c'k!! [Look behind you.]
Hi!
Oh yeah... I keep forgetting about them.
Grble schnue!! [I told you they'd mess up your image.]