SURE, He Can Write... But Replace The Toilet Roll? Never!

Author: Aziraphale

Date: January 30, 2002

by Aziraphale
1-30-02
Franz, I love you as an author an all...
God, I would kill for a rotting, half eaten chicken right now...
But as a giant cockroach roommate, I can't stand you.
...or maybe some curdled milk. That would hit the spot, too...
What I'm saying is... Get out of here before I'm forced to squish you.
I'll be back tonight to eat your face, jerk. You can count on it. You have not heard the last of Franz Kafka!!