The Games We Play In Hell (6 of X)

Author: Aziraphale

Date: February 7, 2002

by Aziraphale
2-07-02
Sigh... where did I go wrong?
There you are! I've been meaning to talk to you...
?
Seems there was a bit of a mix up when we were drafting your contract. We were supposed to grant you long life, vast wealth, and never having to worry about unwanted pregnancies, all for your soul.
Instead, the contract read 'You'll get hit by a bus and die, in exchange for your soul.' Still, the contract is legally binding, so you'll have to stay here!