(An improvement on a great idea from Gamenow Magizine)

Author: Azure12

Date: January 15, 2003

by Azure12
1-15-03
How Old Ladys Became Extinct..
OH MY! Mr. Dinosaur, I am appalled. Appalled not only to see one of the last of his species smoking, for shame!, but also appalled that you would do it in the middle of the forest!
-Puff Puff-
Granted your brain is only the size of a pea, but surely you know better! Are you hoping to cause a forest fire?!
No. Actually I’m hoping to cause an old lady fire.
Well! I never!
Yep, them old gals flare right up.