Mommy Knows All!

Author: Azure12

Date: January 16, 2003

by Azure12
1-16-03
Robert prepares for his big date..
I think I'm ready for my date with Janice. Let's go through my pre-date checklist. Clean Underware-Check. Sweet Smelling Breath-Check. Freshly Pressed White Shirt-Check.
Come on down to Annie’s Anal Emporium, 588 East Crackton, conveniently located next to Our Lady Of The Night Catholic Church
Now I just gotta let the car warm up. It's damn cold out tonight and I don't want my lady getting cold. That would serverly limit my chances of gettin' any skin.
ROOOBERT! Where are you going!
D'OH!
Hello Mother...
How dare you wear white, I hear what you do when you're all alone.