Medical Breakthrough

Author: Azure12

Date: March 5, 2003

by Azure12
3-05-03
Dr. Jen speaks with her latest patient.
(1) Ahh, Ms. Smith, we've got the results of your blood test and...they're a bit concering? (3) Have you ever heard of a rare element called stupidium?
(2) What? What's wrong with me!!? (4) Umm..No.
Well....the medical community had only ever heard of one case, a infection within one...Tony Lane. Do you know him? (3) Surely, you couldn't have gotten a case this far advanced from just intercourse.
(2) OH MY GOD! I had sex with him!
Well, perhaps it can be transfer via intercourse...hmm...I'll just need to take some blood. Mrs. Smith, I won't lie to you..your case is quite extreme and you have estimatedly..about that long to live
KABOOM!