What was that alien looking for, any way?

Author: B8

Date: April 20, 2003

by B8
4-20-03
So, you're telling me after standing there stairing at you for awhile, he just left? How antic-climatic!
Well, he did ask me somethin' a couple times...
Wait, he talked to you? What did he say?
Do I look like I understand alien jive? Hell no! Besides, what could an E.T. want from a pimp like me?
Meanwhile, on the moon...
The lengths an alien has to go to in search of a good male prostitute.
Com'ere, big boy!