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| Hello, and welcome to Fight Night, ladies and gentlemen. I'm your host, Maura! With me, as always, is my broadcast partner Gabe! | |
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| Thanks Maura. Tonight, we're going to see some great matchups, including the fight everyone's talking about, Pirate vs. Cowboy II. | |
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| That's right! In the first fight, the Pirate barely squeeked out a victory against the scrappy cowboy! Can the buccaneer do it again, or is it the ranch hand's turn to shine? | |
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| Here's what they had to say about the fight in these taped interviews. | |
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| That dirty pirate's goin' down! All I need is five minutes, some whiskey, and branding iron, and he'll be cryin' for his dirty stinkin' pirate mama, who was most likely not much of a lady! | |
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| Yar! That scurvy cowboy talks a good game, but he's nothing but a lilly livered bilgerat when it's time to seperate the rogues from the swabbies! I only need one good eye to see he's lacking sack! | |
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