Space Pimp Goes to the Moon!

Author: B8

Date: August 18, 2003

by B8
8-18-03
Aboard the USS Stereotype, Space Pimps ponders his next course of action
First mate cracker who don't bathe! Is that planet over there charted territory?
That's like the Earth, man!
Don't get smart with me or I'll pop ya upside the head! Now, what about that grey thing over there?
That's the moon!
The moon, eh? Sounds like a prime spot for some bitches! Let's go!
I really shouldn't have signed up for this ship when I was stoned.