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Author: B8

Date: August 18, 2003

by B8
8-18-03
Tension mounts on the moon.
What the hell is that Confederate Honky doing in my scouting party, First Mate Dirty Cracker?
Well, like, we thought we might need someone who made war, not love, in case we found some hostile aliens or something.
Shee-it. What are the chances of that?
On another part of the moon...
Okay, next humans we see, we act hostile towards!
Agreed! Especially since they make me dress like this to get a job!