The General's Last Stand

Author: B8

Date: August 18, 2003

by B8
8-18-03
For the freedom to own people as property, I challenge you Space Yankees to a duel!
You and what army, hick?
The one behind me, ya blobby green carpet bagger!
Uh, I hate to break this to you, but there is no one behind you except my army, which has blocked your chances of escape.
There is no escape, human! Surrender or die like a dog!
Well I'll be. Whatever could I have done to alienate a hippy and a black man.