A twist ending

Author: B8

Date: August 20, 2003

by B8
8-20-03
Motivated by his failure, fly returns with the nastiest post ever!
Do you believe this, Desi? fly made a post that was an attack... on everyone at CBR! He said I had sex with women and that I only have a three pack! I have to ban him now!
It cannot be! Oh well, let's make sweet love.
Months later, fly meets up with an old posting pal.
Hee hee, I've done it! I've been banned! What do you think of that, real howyadoin!
I think I liked it better when I had a bottle o' booze, to be honest.
But what of Strike? The answer may shock you...
You're wearing a skirt...
Never mind that, my friend! You've served me well in the first part of my plan: making the board all Hal Jordan, all the time!