Where's the Hulk?

Author: B8

Date: August 23, 2003

by B8
8-23-03
At the 2003 Wizard Fan Awards, Internet Cartoonist Gabe from Penny Arcade announces the award for Breakout Talent.
And the winner is, Bruce Jones. Whee! Now I'm going to go draw pictures about my wang!
An ecstatic Jones (or at least an artist's rendition of him) rushes to the stage to say a few words.
Thank you all for your votes! I owe it all to not using the Hulk very often in my Hulk comics! And feeding this baby.
Suddenly, an angry fan leaps over Jim Lee on to the stage!
You're about to owe an ass kicking like the Browns will surely take from the Steelers this season to it, too! Put the baby down and fight like a man, Hulk thief!
My god, it's the dread pirate Steeltownr! He's not just six guys posting on the internet like Joe and Bill assured me!