Battle Royale

Author: B8

Date: November 23, 2003

by B8
11-23-03
For your amusement, gentle reader, I present; Archetype Gladiator Fight Hour!
Have at thee, base rogue! Your flamboyant dress and stylized speech shant save you now!
Bitch, I am going to slap you upside yo' Victorian English spouting head so hard, you're gonna think you was one o' my bitches holdin' out on me!
One lightning fast slap later...
Space Pimp! Space Pimp! Just please don't slap me again!
Say my name, shiny bitch!
And Space Pimp is the winner!
I'll teach you to love and leave an anthromorphic 'ho!
Damn straight! Now bring on the next cracker ass sucka!