Cowboy is kind of dumb

Author: B8

Date: January 3, 2004

by B8
1-03-04
Earl, oh Earl! Who did that to you?
What, not who. Beans. Magical beans.
Why did ya leave me all alone, Earl! I need ya! I loved ya! In a strictly plutonic way, no matter what that bitch Eliza Sue says!
Hello? Talking Squirrel here! I'm here to be your spirit guide, cowpoke. Pay attention.
I do have to say that you had a nice ass. For a fella. Wish I'd let ya know that when you were alive.
HE CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU, YOU STUPID YOKEL!