Roomies: the sequel no one asked for!

Author: B8

Date: January 3, 2004

by B8
1-03-04
Here our Odd Couple is, deep in thought.
Can't believe Moore had me thrown in jail. Creator jealous of creations prolonged life, even in many time removed web comic parody. Must be foul mysticism poluting his mind.
Okay, so, should I shank the Neo Nazi tomorrow or try and wait it out? Might be more of a holiday thing.
Butch shares newly learned information.
Hrrm. Interesting.
Hey, it says here that cats have two pairs of eyelids!
But harmony is threatened when Butch becomes derilect in his cleaning duties.
Butch, stop leaving shivs by toilet. Unsightly. Want to have cleanest cell so wardon will be fooled into coming by, walk right in to hilarious finger breaking prank.
Okay, "mother!" Jeez, you act like I killed you and wore your skin to my prom or something!