Born a Little Too Slow

Author: B8

Date: January 3, 2004

by B8
1-03-04
I'm Baby New Year and I'm here to murder you all!
Whoa, hairy dude, calm down! Yer a little late there. It's, like, January 3rd. And your sash is kinda off, too.
Well shit. This is beyond fashionably late. Must have spent more time sharpening the axe than I expected.
That's a bummer. What are ya gonna do now?
Do not pass go, Monopoly guy... you're about to die!
It appears my monocol is dirty... wha?
Do not pass go, Monopoly guy... it's time to die!