Post Apocalyptic Mutant High School: Because Buffy quit

Author: B8

Date: January 3, 2004

by B8
1-03-04
Psychadelic experiences!
Uh, John? You're, like, totally freaking me out, buddy.
Being freaked out is a relative concept. Besides, this is a much more efficient mode of transportation for our double date. By the way, could you hold Julie's hair when she throws up in one minute?
Troubles with teachers!
Ms. Frost is such a bitch! And she's totally too old to wear a bustier to class! Wait, why is she staring at me from over there?
She can also hear the thoughts of little schemers who pass telepathic notes in class, honey.
Dinosaurs! You like dinosaurs, right?
Man, Principal McGee is totally lame!
Take that hat off when you're in the ruined school building, Mr. Saraus.