An epic stand off!

Author: B8

Date: January 4, 2004

by B8
1-04-04
You shall not pass!
I say thee nay! I hath come to rape and pillage, and shall do so, even mayhap twas I forced to do so over thine own violated corpse!
No, really. This is the Lord of the Rings convention. Unless you've got 10 bucks for a ticket or your name's Peter Jackson, step off, beardie!
Er, well, I could swear the pillaging convention was here today... this is so embarassing.
Fosooth, that guy with the toilet plunger was such a dick.
Why can't you just ask Gandalf over there for directions! We're missing all the good pillaging and I'm getting geek B.O. all over my chain mail!