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| I say thee nay! I hath come to rape and pillage, and shall do so, even mayhap twas I forced to do so over thine own violated corpse! | |
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| No, really. This is the Lord of the Rings convention. Unless you've got 10 bucks for a ticket or your name's Peter Jackson, step off, beardie! | |
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| Er, well, I could swear the pillaging convention was here today... this is so embarassing. | |
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| Fosooth, that guy with the toilet plunger was such a dick. | |
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| Why can't you just ask Gandalf over there for directions! We're missing all the good pillaging and I'm getting geek B.O. all over my chain mail! | |
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