A JLA Strip! (Judicious League of Analogues, that is)

Author: B8

Date: January 6, 2004

by B8
1-06-04
In times of trouble, when even Supremo cannot handle a threat, he calls upon other heroes to help him form a group that is nearly unstoppable; the Judicious League of Analogues!
I'm in this for truth, justice, and bling, bitotch!
Am here to fill brooding loner vigilante quota. Alan Moore probably displeased.
Along with stalwart allies like Space Pimp and Rorschach, Supremo calls on other, less popular champions to help him, as is a super-team tradition.
Verily, mine exagerrated manga eyes alone shall lead us to a place in valhalla!
I use the power of second hand smoke to maintain the status quo! Go go, big tobacco!
Heroes from completely different backgrounds and even molecular make-up band together for a common cause; punching things that everyone hates!
Ah fight fer the common man and his agenda in a world of gods 'n' genetic freaks! If that agenda includes copulating with sheep and siblin's, then so be it!
Geez, Captain Hillbilly's making us sound like the Just Stereotypes Association. We need a better PR man! What was Max Lord's number again...