The Confrontation

Author: B8

Date: January 6, 2004

by B8
1-06-04
I'll have my revenge fer what ya did in that movie, Depp!
Is this about Pirates of the Carribean? Look, I'll admit, I camped it up there. I did it to amuse myself. I wasn't expecting it to be such a big hit, and I certainly didn't want to offend pirates.
What the hell are ya talkin' about, ya scurvy dog? I loved Pirates! 'Twas the thrill ride of the summer!
Wait, then which one of my movies pissed you off so badly?
From Hell! I swore to track down and punish every actor that appeared in that abomination against me favorite graphic novel about Jack the Ripper!
This so unfair. We had nothing to do with how it was adapted. Besides, I think I saw Heather Graham over there. I bet she likes being harassed by pirates!