An Alternate Ending

Author: B8

Date: January 6, 2004

by B8
1-06-04
I loved Pirates! 'Twas my the thrill ride o' the summer!
Then which of my movies is it that pissed you off so badly?
Chocolat! Me girlfriend dragged me to that piece of sentimental crap years ago, and I've never forgiven ya! Not even for immortalizin' Captain Jack Sparrow!
Wait, you had a girlfriend?
Yar. I met her via an internet dating service.
So, you have a connection on your boat? That's wild.