Post Apocalyptic Mutant High School Presents: Snobby Zombies

Author: B8

Date: January 6, 2004

by B8
1-06-04
Hey, you! Newbie to being undead! Arm holding bitch!
Who, me?
Nah, the other arm holding undead newbie bitch. Yes, you. Look at you! You look like shit! What's with those tattered clothes?
Uh, well, I haven't really thought of getting some new ones, what with the overwhelming hunger for human flesh and all.
That's no excuse, man! You gotta shed that left over humanity, not look like some hungry ragamuffin! We're the dead who walk the Earth!
Wow, I never knew there was such a thing as a zombie elitist.