The Fickle Gun Slinger (Co-created by Justin Davis)

Author: B8

Date: January 20, 2004

by B8
1-20-04
There's a mean hombre walking the plains, ready to bring bloody justice from the barrel of his gun.
Hope that bastard's quick on the draw... or he'll be dead.
Oh ma god! Not yew! Anyone but yew!
He's the quickest draw and straightest shot in the ol' west.
I'm gonna fill him fulla lead for what he did to my paw!
Please don't kill me! I swear I didn't mean fer it to turn out the way it did! It ain't my fault, what happened to yer dad!
Too bad he's so damned fickle.
On second thought, dad did have it comin'. Shouldn't make short jokes about a dwarf. Wonder who's workin' at the saloon tonight...
Fer the luva god, please, don't shoot me. I'll do anythin'! I mean anythin'! I'm about crotch height, man! Wait, where are ya goin'?