Pick up lines

Author: B8

Date: January 24, 2004

by B8
1-24-04
Hello there, civilian!
Hey handsome. What's a strapping young superfellow like yourself doing waiting at a bus stop when he could be flying places?
Well, see, I'm trying to keep out of the sky. Had an incident with another super person up there. Let's just say that no matter what Stupendous Sister says, she doesn't want in the Mile High Club.
That's too bad. Well, I could always give you a ride. And I don't mean in a car!
That's cool. I'll just wait for the bus.
What a dumb ass! Can't he tell when he's in the presence of a super groupie?