Small favors

Author: B8

Date: January 25, 2004

by B8
1-25-04
Hello civillian! Here to congragulate me for saving your skinny, war dissenting, porn watching behind from the Conservobot?
Hell no! Your mindless brawling ruined my acoustic set at the coffee house! I had them eating out of the palm of my hand before you showed up and dropped that Espresso Machine on it, Superjerk!
Dude, I have super hearing, trust me; I did you a favor!
Seriously, did you think that anyone wanted to hear an acoustic version of Seven Nation Army? With a ten minute rap in the middle?
I hate you so much.