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| Parents, it's 6:00; do you know what your college student is doing? | |
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| I can tell you what they're not doing; studying. | |
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That's right, your son or daughter has better things to do.
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| Dude, you wanna get high, drunk, and become involved in other states of inebriation that will inhibit your mental abilities? | |
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| Only after I have studied a full six hours without watching television. No, I am kidding. I think will be busy having sex with a girl I do not know and dishonoring my family though. Maybe tomorrow! | |
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The preceding announcement was paid for by the Evil Little Girl Genius Coalition for Smarter Henchmen
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| Yes. Especially since these ignorami are the kind of people we will be forced to use as henchmen. Please, implore your childern to study in school so they can be prepared for today's evil plans. | |
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