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| I wasn't going to give you anything for Valentine's Day, momma. | |
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| I mean, for one, it's a souless corporate holiday with little meaning. | |
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| Why is it that I'm obligated to say how much I love you on one day of the year? And why is it that I can only say it with expensive candy and flowers? | |
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| Well, I mean I in a general sense. I can't speak unless Brad says some dumb crap for me and no one will pay me just for being cute. | |
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| So, I wasn't going to give you anything for Valentine's. | |
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| Until Brad reminded me that you pay for my food. So, Happy Valentine's Day! | |
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