Ashton Kutcher's next film

Author: B8

Date: February 14, 2004

by B8
2-14-04
Dude, where are my pants?
I don't know. I don't notice much, because every moment I live is a moment of sheer agony!
Dude, where are my pants?
Your pants are made of an equal number of ions and neutrons. They are an abstract concept.
Dude, where are my pants? Seriously. I had them when I went out last night.
I have seen them. They are in the deepest, foulest pits of hell! You must have really been fucked up last night to get there.