What If Harvey Pekar were a cat?

Author: B8

Date: February 14, 2004

by B8
2-14-04
Inspired by The Name Story from Harvey Pekar's American Splendor
I have a very unique name. Fluffers. I was teased for it when I was a kitten.
It's not a common name. There were many people who I encountered, both human and feline, who thought my name was Fluffy. That became tiresome.
One of my frineds once made an admittedly good joke about remembering my name. "What kind of people keep porn stars penises erect?"
"Fluffers."
Amazingly, I still clean him with my tongue.