YABs Showdown Illustrated: Pirate vs. Viking and more!

Author: B8

Date: February 15, 2004

by B8
2-15-04
You may have much skill and guile with a blade, but I am far more fierce, and my beard is cooler than your thin, sickly Pirate 'stache.
Got me there. That is a very manly beard.
I have to say, though, that your cousin the Buccaneer is much cooler than my brother the Privateer.
Well, he does own his own football team. He even poses for the logo. Puts the sword between his teeth and everything.
What's your stance on the Sherpa/Shaman and Ninja/Seal debates? I'm on the fence, to be honest. You could call me a Swing Viking, if ya wanted your head cleaved in.
Can't beat a Sherpa or a Ninja, I always say. And a Ninja with Sherpa skills? Forget it. That's way cooler than even a Ninja Seal, and that's plenty cool.