In the year 2000

Author: B8

Date: February 15, 2004

by B8
2-15-04
So, this is the future. What am I supposed to do?
I don't know. Wander around, see how many old landmarks are destroyed or floating in the ocean, look at how drastically changed familar faces are. Just don't get attached.
All right. Any other advice?
Yeah. Don't meet your future self. That never ends well. Because it ends the universe.
Yeah, I'll watch out for that. Ooh, my sandwhich travelled through time with me!
Hey, I used to like sandwhiches, back when I was younger and fatter. That was before the John Belushi Aliens enslaved everyone and made us reinact Animal House every day, of course.