No body, no death

Author: B8

Date: February 18, 2004

by B8
2-18-04
So there I was; I'd been goading him for hours, and then he finally turned around and stared straight at me.
Then how are you still alive?
I used my ninja gas bomb to escape. Damn fool thought he had made me explode. Should have seen the look on his face. It was priceless! He was all "I harmed one of Earth's delicate creatures!"
That is pretty funny. What are you going to do now that he thinks you're dead?
I dunno, maybe go over to his monastery and act like a ghost. But only if I'm bored.
Dude, let me get in on the action! I could say I was your twin looking for revenge and pull the same stunt. Wait, what am I saying? Is your stupidity contagious now?