Your cheatin' inter-species heart

Author: B8

Date: February 23, 2004

by B8
2-23-04
Hey boy! Sure is good to see you after a hard day at work, balancing on that ball like that.
Oh, hi sweetie! Just let me get decent and I'll be right there!
Honey, I'm home!
You heard that. My husband's home. You have to go! Now!
So that's it? "Wham, bam, thank you roo!" That doesn't even rhyme!